My Secret Friend and His Secret Napkin

Today in the early afternoon I was sitting on the couch with my friend who when I told him I would blog about that moment he said he wished not to be named so we can just call him my secret friend. So, my secret friend and I had just been blowing bubbles, and like the grown up kids we are wiped our hands on the couch-- I know it's not good to do so but c'mon you know you've done it before so don't judge us! After we both did that, we laughed. He then began to tell me about how he finds joy in the fact that he doesnt socks anymore BUT the bad thing about going sockless is that he no longer has his Secret Napkin. Whenever he hands were messy or sticky or anything he'd just like wipe em off on his socks. It was the most amazing thing I think I've heard in weeks if we dont include last thursday. Hopefully this entry helps someone that reads it and is having trouble with messy hands.